A Car's Perspective

Please God-make summer end, going to car shows all summer got old real quick. All I want is a nice warm garage, so I can get some rest.
But no!!..."The Car Guy" has to take me out and show me off to every car-nut on the loose. All there is in it for me are fools with body odour who are all over me, and please send a bolt of lighning to take out that photographer who keeps firing that flash in my grill.