Life's Underbelly

"I had to correct the nice young man who sold us our motorhome and was telling us about the optional hydraulic jacks which came down at the push of a button and how the toilet was the low flush model when in actuality this 1948 model MG had the hydraulic jacks built in as standard equipment back when my husband was....
"God-that women can go on, just maybe if I'm lucky and she lets the car fall on me, it will be the answer to my prayers"